(Yes, he is supposed to look like that.)
The new critter needs a new name (oh yes he does!).
Jessica can't think of any good ones besides Bill and Rat Bastard. Or possibly Bill R. Bastard.
Good thing she's bored and has dA dollars.
1. Name the rat.
2. Amuse Jessica.
1. A one month subscription to the person with the funniest name suggestion. (As judged by myself and a jury of your peers)
2. A one month subscription to the person with the name that is chosen.
Or, like, a three month subscription if the funniest one is chosen.
Contest ends April 25th, 10 PM CST (GMT -6). Feel free to submit as many names as you'd like.</strong>