I went to the wedding of my former best friend last weekend. I had to sit through a song called "Only God Could Love You More" that really creeped me out and gave me bad mental pictures.
In grade school Twin (Nej) and I (Quez) played with three boys named Caleb (King Triton/Dr. Zed), Ryan (Ned), and Tom (Ted). Together we were the Neptunians, and we possessed a complicated mythology detailing our landing on earth, social hierarchy, and reproduction. I must remember to write it all down someday.
Zed, Ned, and Ted were all there. Zed is hairy and engaged which is just creepy beyond belief, Ned is getting married to former-best-friend's sister (which is very strange because Twin and I are both certain he is gay), and Ted was un-pimpled and CUTE, which is just so wrong on so many levels.
Of course, none of this means anything to you since you don't know these people, but, as the kids say, 'whatever.'
-Quez, Queen of Neptune 1992-1993 and Mostly Shameless Geek
Also, I am REALLY BORED, so if whoever hits 8,000 tells me I shall make them a present.
My sketches. For my sweetheart, the drunk. Mwah.