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Thu Jun 10, 2004, 12:33 PM
Taste like onion.  :|

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:iconmysterybabylon: My sketches. For my sweetheart, the drunk. Mwah.
:icontwinnifer: My sister.
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  • Watching: Return of the King

Rambling Journal Entry

Tue Jun 8, 2004, 6:59 AM
I went to the wedding of my former best friend last weekend.  I had to sit through a song called "Only God Could Love You More" that really creeped me out and gave me bad mental pictures.

In grade school Twin (Nej) and I (Quez) played with three boys named Caleb (King Triton/Dr. Zed), Ryan (Ned), and Tom (Ted).  Together we were the Neptunians, and we possessed a complicated mythology detailing our landing on earth, social hierarchy, and reproduction.  I must remember to write it all down someday.

Zed, Ned, and Ted were all there.  Zed is hairy and engaged which is just creepy beyond belief, Ned is getting married to former-best-friend's sister (which is very strange because Twin and I are both certain he is gay), and Ted was un-pimpled and CUTE, which is just so wrong on so many levels.

Of course, none of this means anything to you since you don't know these people, but, as the kids say, 'whatever.'

-Quez,  Queen of Neptune 1992-1993 and Mostly Shameless Geek

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Also, I am REALLY BORED, so if whoever hits 8,000 tells me I shall make them a present.  :D

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:iconmysterybabylon: My sketches. For my sweetheart, the drunk. Mwah.
:icontwinnifer: My sister.
  • Mood:
  • Watching: Return of the King

Oooooooh!

Fri Jun 4, 2004, 8:21 PM
There are now more than three hundred people watching me.

I should probably stop submitting total crap.

My twin sister signed up for a DA account, go say hello!  :icontwinnifer:

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:iconmysterybabylon: My sketches. For my sweetheart, the drunk. Mwah.
:icontwinnifer: My sister.
  • Mood:
  • Watching: Return of the King

New Journal Thingamabobs

Thu Jun 3, 2004, 8:11 AM
*pets computer monitor*  

My precious...

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:iconmysterybabylon: My sketches. For my sweetheart, the drunk. Mwah.
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  • Watching: Return of the King

Jessi For Sale

Sun May 30, 2004, 4:36 PM
If anyone would like to contribute to the "Keep Jessi Unemployed" fund I am available for commission work.   My price is a mere fifteen dollars a picture, and if you can't afford that I might knock some off.  Maybe.  I'll send the finished, high-res picture to you via email or I can upload it to my webspace and you can grab it off there.

I'll do portraits of people and pets.  I could attempt other things, but I'm not sure how they would turn out.  I accept paypal (preferred), credit cards (through paypal), and personal checks/money orders.  You don't have to pay until you're happy with the picture.

Feel free to email me at jessi@wicked-wench.com or contact me via msn messenger at cluelessisjessi@msn.com for more details.

In other news, Twinnifer and I have been amusing ourselves searching through the Return of the King special features disk for scenes that may be in the extended edition.  Some of them better be, anyway, because I can't wait to see the result of that drinking game.

Oooh, and the houses of healing!  And disguised Frodo and Sam marching with the Orcs!  The breaking of Gandalf's staff by the Witch King!  The Mouth of Sauron!

*whimper*  Please let the EE come out in August instead of December, please please please!

Oh, and look!  I like to take crappy photographs.  :D

Magnolia by mysterybabylon  Magnolia 2 by mysterybabylon  :thumb7697517:  Cake by mysterybabylon

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:iconmysterybabylon: My sketches. For my sweetheart, the drunk. Mwah.
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  • Watching: Return of the King


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:iconmysterybabylon: My sketches. For my sweetheart, the drunk. Mwah.
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  • Listening to: Roy Orbison - Crying
  • Reading: Book? What is this "book" that you speak of?
  • Watching: Return of the King on DVD in four days, baby!

Present time!

Sat May 22, 2004, 4:52 AM
Almost.  Yay!  :D

6,666 gets a present.  Because I'm bored and I really like sixes.  Yippee!

Only thirty-six hits left to go.  Will you people hurry up already?

In other news, I'm too stupid for movable type.  I'm okay with that though, dammit.

Who wants to install that anyway, mutter mutter mutter...

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:iconvbu: :iconvectora: :iconangel-vs-buffy: :icondilusnl:
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:iconmysterybabylon: My sketches. For my sweetheart, the drunk. Mwah.
  • Mood:
  • Listening to: Roy Orbison - Crying
  • Reading: Book? What is this "book" that you speak of?
  • Watching: Return of the King on DVD in four days, baby!

Yay, Happy Frog People

Tue May 18, 2004, 6:55 AM
6,666 gets a present because I am bored. Yay!  

My niece is a friggin' genius.  She's not even quite two yet, and she's figured out how to draw heads on her own.



The second one even has an ear.  How cool is that?

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:iconmysterybabylon: My sketches. For my sweetheart, the drunk. Mwah.
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  • Listening to: Fat Bottom Girls - Queen
  • Reading: Book? What is this "book" that you speak of?
  • Watching: The Triplets of Belleville

Bored! The Second.

Mon May 17, 2004, 3:58 AM
Visitor 6,666 gets a present.  If they want and if they tell me who they are.  :P

I did a collab with EvertvanRossum-- Love.Hate by EvertvanRossum  :D:

And now, the generic quiz (yay!):

LAYER ONE:
-- Name: Jessi
-- Birthplace:  Topeka, Kansas, U.S.A.
-- Gender: female
-- Eye Color: hazel
-- Hair Color: brown
-- Height: 5' 5"
-- Righty or Lefty: righty
-- Zodiac Sign: Cancer

LAYER TWO:
-- Your heritage: I come from a long line of vikings, privateers, and street thugs.
-- The shoes you wore today: flip flops
-- Your fears: escalators
-- Your perfect meal: pizza, mashed potatoes, and creamed corn.  Oh, and pumpkin pie with whipped cream.
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: Crown myself queen of the island nation of Jessitonia.  :P

LAYER THREE:
-- Your thoughts first waking up:  Wha-huh?  *whimper*
-- Your best physical feature:  I make it a point not to have one.
-- Your bedtime:  When I get tired.
-- Your most missed memory: The time when I was four and I flew in the back yard.

LAYER FOUR:
-- Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
-- McDonald's or Burger King: McDonalds
-- Single or group dates:  Meh.
-- Adidas or Nike: Adidas.  Just for principal.
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:  Uck.
-- Chocolate or vanilla:  Chocolate.
-- Cappuccino or coffee: Oh, blech!

LAYER FIVE:
-- Smoke:  Not really, but Twin and I have been thinking about starting.
-- Cuss:  More than I should sometimes.  Oh, and occasionally even in my sleep.
-- Sing: When I want to torment the dogs.  :P
-- Take a shower:  Yes.
-- Have a crush:  Not at the moment.
-- Do you think you've been in love:  I've LOVED, but I've never been IN love.  It's all a matter of punctuation, baby.
-- Want to go to college:  Maybe someday.
-- Liked high school:  Oh, god no!  I hated it.  
-- Want to get married:  Maybe for money.
-- Get motion sickness:  Not really.
-- Think you're attractive: No.
-- Think you're a health freak: No.
-- Get along with your parent(s): Sometimes.
-- Like thunderstorms: When I'm inside and the dogs aren't barking to keep the thunder away..
-- Play an instrument:  I used to play the trumpet.  Badly.  "Hit that high note, Jessica!"  "Pmmmmmth...!"

LAYER SIX:
In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: I don't think so.
-- Smoked: No.
-- Done a drug: No.
-- Had Sex:  With another person?
-- Made Out:  Like a bandit.
-- Gone on a date:  No.
-- Gone to the mall: No.
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos:  No.  
-- Eaten sushi: No.
-- Been on stage: No.
-- Been dumped: No.
-- Made homemade cookies: Yes.
-- Gone skinny dipping:  Only in the bathtub.
-- Dyed your hair: No.
-- Stolen anything: I don't think so.

LAYER NINE:
In a guy/girl...
-- Best eye color?:  Brown or green.
-- Best hair color?:  Dark.
-- Short or long hair?:  Short.  Or bald.
-- Height:  Taller than me.
-- Best weight:  Meh.
-- Best articles of clothing:  ???

LAYER TEN:
-- Number of drugs taken illegally:  Two.
-- Number of piercings:  Six.  Counting two in ears.
-- Number of tattoos:  None yet.
-- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper:  I don't know, six?  I was on the front page once.  It was a slow news day.
-- Number of scars on my body:  Lots.  I'm horribly clumsy.
-- Number of things in my past that I regret:  I don't think I can count that high.

Sorry I forget where I grabbed this.  Feel free to take it, though.

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:iconmysterybabylon: My sketches. For my sweetheart, the drunk. Mwah.
  • Mood:
  • Listening to: Fat Bottom Girls - Queen
  • Reading: Book? What is this "book" that you speak of?
  • Watching: The Triplets of Belleville

Bored!

Fri May 14, 2004, 5:46 AM
6,666 gets a present because I am bored.  Yay!

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:iconmysterybabylon: My sketches. For my sweetheart, the drunk. Mwah.
  • Mood:
  • Listening to: Fat Bottom Girls - Queen
  • Reading: Book? What is this "book" that you speak of?
  • Watching: The Triplets of Belleville

Home Again

Mon May 10, 2004, 2:16 PM
Yay.

I need a haircut.

People I Owe Pictures:
EvertvanRossum
ChocoboGoddess
PinkPineapple
emucoupons
eclecticmetal
budgieishere
daphflamm

Eeep.  If I forgot you please let me know.

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Over the River and Through the Woods

Sat May 8, 2004, 11:04 AM
To grandmother's house I go.  Er, went.

House-sitting is boring.  I miss my Freehand MX.  Money is nice, though.  Thank you, grandma-lady!

Monday I go home...  if the ghosts don't get me first.

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Devious Journal Entry

Sat May 1, 2004, 12:10 AM
Quick!  Say something interesting!

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Who Wants a Present?

Fri Apr 30, 2004, 5:34 AM
Whoever hits 5,000 gets a present.  If they tell me who they are and all.

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:iconmysterybabylon: My sketches. For my sweetheart, the drunk. Mwah.
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There once was a girl who was never much one for Coloring Outside the Lines.  Her mother had explained to her once that it was much better to Go With the Flow than to Make Waves.  She didn't know quite what her mother had meant by that at first but she was quite certain it had something to do with Coloring Outside the Lines.

Once there were two girls.  Well, there was one girl and her friend.  She knew that they were friends because someone had asked and the other girl had smiled and nodded her head surely.

"Best friends."  The other girl had said.

The girl had decided to accept that and not Make Waves.  When you Make Waves people get hurt and confused and all in all it was much better to Go With the Flow.  Besides, the other girl had sounded so very sure.

Sometimes the girl would wonder to herself if she had forgotten to pick up the instruction manual that came with being a best friend.  She was certain that in some situations there were specific guidelines to follow that were written down somewhere but she was instead she was left to Muddle Through.  She did not like to Muddle Through.  To her to Muddle Through felt entirely to much like Coloring Outside the Lines and Making Waves.

"Don't worry," she would say faintly. "He doesn't deserve you."

"But he hurt me."  The other girl would respond.

"Men are pigs."  The girl would recite in turn.

And then one day her best friend showed up with another girl.

"This is my best friend."  The best friend had said by way of introducing the New Girl.  The girl felt offended but did not mention her newly Former Best Friend Status as she greeted the New Girl warmly.

The New Girl smiled brightly.  "We should all go to my house after school."  She offered.

The girl clenched her hands into fists in her lap and asked the New Girl politely if oddly.  "Do you ever find yourself Coloring Outside the Lines?"

"Not only that,"  the New Girl had said, tossing her long hair over one slender shoulder, "but sometimes I even March to the Beat of a Different Drummer."

The girls fists clenched so tightly her knuckles turned white and her fingernails cut bloody half moon shapes in her palms.  She was sure this New Girl would only continue to Make Waves.

"That's nice."

The End.

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:iconmysterybabylon: My sketches. For my sweetheart, the drunk. Mwah.
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  • Listening to: 99 Luft Balloons - Nena

Blargh.

Thu Apr 15, 2004, 9:11 PM
Visitor 4,444 gets a present.  You know, if they want, and they tell me who they are.

I'm just nice like that.

Why can't I go a day without making a vague reference to The Simpsons, Kids in the Hall, or Mystery Science Theater 3000?

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:iconmysterybabylon: My sketches. For my sweetheart, the drunk. Mwah.
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  • Listening to: If I Had A Million Dollars - The Barenaked Ladies
  • Reading: The Shinning by Stephen King.

W00T!

Tue Apr 13, 2004, 2:56 AM
I got up this morning, signed in to DA, and read a note saying I'm the new featured artist on :iconvbu:.

I'm so happy.  :D  Thank you, vbu!

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:iconmysterybabylon: My sketches. For my sweetheart, the drunk. Mwah.
  • Mood: Unheard
  • Listening to: I'm Burning For You - The Blue Oyster Cult
  • Reading: The Silmarillion by J.R.R. Tolkien

Note to Self:

Thu Apr 8, 2004, 1:34 PM
If you leave a can of pop (or SODA) in the freezer overnight it will explode.

Didn't I learn THAT the hard way.

The Silmarillion is turning my brain into goo.  Gack.

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:iconmysterybabylon: My sketches. For my sweetheart, the drunk. Mwah.
  • Mood:
  • Listening to: The Cure - Just Like Heaven
  • Reading: The Silmarillion by J.R.R. Tolkien

10 Things I Need To Do

Fri Mar 26, 2004, 5:36 AM
1.  Make ID for Angel-vs-Buffy
2.  Make vector of Jesus.
3.  Get a job.
4.  Use the money made doing job to buy lottery tickets.
5.  Win the lottery.
6.  Quit job.
7.  Vote against stupid George Dubya Bush.
8.  Buy an island.
9.  Form an independent nation.
10.  Crown myself queen.

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:iconmysterybabylon: My sketches. For my sweetheart, the drunk. Mwah.
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  • Listening to: White Stripes - Dead Leaves on the Dirty Ground
  • Reading: 1984 by George Orwell
I seem to be suffering from some sort of allergic reaction.  One side of my face is normal, and the other side is what I would look like if I gained 100 pounds.  Ooooh, strange.

Stupid MSG, grumble grumble.  I miss my cheekbone.  :D


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